The Making of the Stonequest Series

30-Sep-2007 20:10:59

Last edited on 30-Sep-2007 20:12:59 by Smokesup

Guys….how do we move on after this…

It’s been about four hours since I read what Kaoskonfetti said, and my eyes are still red from crying…I just don’t know what to do, I’ve never been so completely and thoroughly owned by someone who is so clearly my superior. I’ve read and reread his words, I feel they are burned onto my very soul at this point. I think we all need to take a good hard look at ourselves in the mirror today and ask ourselves if we are happy with who we are. Kaos made so many intelligent points, and every one of them struck a nerve. It’s amazing that someone so young has such a mature and sage outlook on life. He has experienced so little, yet understands so much. I don’t know about you guys, but September 30th, 2007 will always be the day I felt the fires of my own sins. I don’t really have any ideas on what to do at this point, I don’t think anyone really can…maybe we can just continue on, one day at a time, and hope against hope that fortune smiles on us again one day. It will be hard playing PC through teary eyes, but I will try!

Smokesup #23…but I feel like # 0 today

Passion by the Portals

A new drama coming this fall to PCD-**

*It’s a dark and stormy night in an old mansion*

Evil Von Frankenstein (EVF): Hahahaha it’s so fun being an evil hacker! I just love stealing and plotting! Mwahahaha

Igor: Yes master, it’s most fun. How did you ever get so smart? How do you steal people’s accounts?

EVF: Well I spent many hours getting hacking programs, spent hours looking through the data, reading and memorizing, searching through forums and websites, so many hours are spent clicking and typing on the computer. It’s a lot of work!

Igor: Wow, imagine if you actually put all that effort into playing the game…

EVF: What did you say?

Igor: I said you are a true evil genius master!

EVF: Mwahahahahahah yes!

*KNOCKING SOUND FROM MANSION DOORS*

Igor: Hold on, someone is at the door, lemme answer it

*Opens door*

Wyvern: Hello is Mr Evil von Frankenstein home?

Igor: Yes, may I ask who is here to see him?

Vambazoo: We are PCD, and we need to have a word with him.

Igor: Oh dear, how many of you are there here!

Wyvern: More then enough…

Igor: *gulp* I think I just remembered I have to go to the store. *runs away*

Vambazoo: Good idea. Ok team get ready, say it Smokes!

Smokesup: FULL POWER! We are all here to attack, the nooby noob who likes to hack!

*PCD rushes into the mansion*

EVF: Hello, who is coming? Igor, who was it?

Katmon: It’s PCD, step away from that computer!

EVF: Oh dear, oh dearie dear uhhh hey guys…..

*PCD rushes in and ties EVF up on a table*

Vambazoo: So…you like to HACK hmmmmm?

EVF: Well it’s umm you see I uhhh

*PCD takes out rusty bronze axes*

Vambazoo: Well, we like to hack too, let’s show him how we like to hack guys.

*PCD members line up and begin to hack at EVF*

Violet: HACK HACK, I won’t take it back!

Smokesup: Whiggity whack, a smokesup hack

Wyvern: Hack hack, give the account back!

Katmon: Hack hack, I don’t need no fancy poems! Suffer!

EVF: My hands! I need those!

Hemlock: Guys I need some help here, I am having trouble hacking through his legs.

Smokesup: I got his foot! I am gonna make a hat out of it!

EVF: OMG This really hurts!

Chenoa: I want his head! I am gonna make a beer mug out of it!

*Sounds of hacking and shouting*

Vambazoo: Well done team! Ok then…back to PC island. World 110. Did everyone add the new members?

Nooby432: Can I come?

Vambazoo: Nooby, you are not in this clan, please don’t come into our story. Thank you.

Wyvern: Smokes, what are you doing with that foot?

Smokesup: I am gonna stretch it out, make a brownie pouch! Now I can carry them around instead of keeping them in my pockets!

Wyvern:  =O

Everyone: That’s our Smokes! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Hemlock: Wow that was odd, we all just spoke together, and said the same thing!

Chenoa: Yeah, that was kinda creepy! Let’s just go back to PC for now!

Smokesup: HO HO HEY HEY, IF YOU HACK YOU ARE GONNA PAY!

END OF STORY

Woo hoooo! Finally! This happened on June 1, 2007

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 Created by Adam Taylor

PASSION BY THE PORTALS

A new drama coming this fall to PCD-TV
Blackking: Ok team, I know our world has changed but we must stay brave. Remember Smokes’ brother Johnny!

Type: Yeah…he died.

Violet: Well that’s not very inspiring.

Blackking: Enough, you are supposed to be fired up! Forget it, PCD….ATTACK!

*PCD storms the battlefield*

Static Xball: Let’s keep this knight safe.

Void Knight: Oh is that a draft? Ohh it’s too cold! (loses 10hp)

Smokesup: Shut the doors!

Void Knight: Do you have to yell so loud! (loses 20 hp)

Static Xball: He is gonna die, do something Smokes!

*Smoke crams a lobbie down his throat*

Void knight: I’m…I’m….allergic to seafood…(loses 50 hp)

Smokesup: Nooooooooooooooo!

Void knight: Not….so…..loud….hey, do you have a claritin D? My allergies are….so much pollen here….

Type: I am just gonna dance and run around

Static Xball: No, he is sensitive to dancing, oh and you better take off that phat too.

Smokesup: This is crazy, this guy is a wimp! Time to take drastic action!

*Takes out a Smokes brand homemade brownie, crams it in knight’s mouth*

Void knight: Ohhh that’s pretty tasty…ohhh I feel better, my sinuses don’t hurt no more.

Type: What did you do to him Smokes?

Smokesup: Don’t worry about it.

Void knight: Can somebody put on some Pink Floyd? I love that band!

Static Xball: Wow he stopped complaining! Good job Smokes!

Void knight: Dudes…you guys are like…awesome… I just want to tell you, you are like saving my life and stuff…woah…did you ever just look at the ocean, I mean…really just look at it? It is like…HUGE!

Smokesup: Oh boy, just keep closing them buddy, I will take you to 7-11 later if you do.

Void knight: Sweet! Brownies for everyone!

*Portals finally close*

Blackking: We did it! PCD FTW! Great job guys! Guys!?

*The knight, Smokes, Type, and Static are all staring at the ocean*

Blackking: Guys?! Hello?!

Smokesup #106

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 Blackking714 ( #10)  Second in Command

Ty Cat for your words. Yes, I was hired to dance, but I cannot say by whom. I did not accept payment for my performance, can you charge the sun for its light, or the heavens for their stars?

So many people were fighting in the ring, i felt we should have a non violent alternative entertainment. How did I learn to dance so good? It was by beating….the Dance Dragon……

Smokesup and the Dance Dungeon.

By Smokesup

I have heard it said there was once an adventurer by the name of Smokesup, for he could dance so fast, it was said smoke could be seen coming from his feet. As good as he was, he yearned to be better. One day at a pub in Varrock, he heard a drunken dwarf tell a tale about a “Dance Dungeon.” He bought the dwarf some ales and found out as much as he could.

Setting out in his new hot air balloon, Smokesup set off on his journey. After many days of travel, he saw the entrance to the dance dungeon high atop the icy mountains to the north. Landing his balloon, Smokesup bravely entered the cave. He fought many strange creatures, tapdancing treeslugs, headbanging hippos, and mambo mammals. He outdanced them all until finally he came to a giant gate. He opened it up and walked in when he heard a booming voice.

“Who dares to disturb the dance dragon?” Smokesup was shocked to see a jet black dragon with a sparkly cape and fancy boots on. Smokesup explained who he was and that he was there to learn all he could about dancing. The dragon snorted, and said that if Smokesup could outdance him, he would give him his dance cape and boots. Smokesup agreed and the dance off began!

The dragon started off with a foxtrot, and began going faster. Smokesup matched him, step for step. The dragon then started doing a four legged moonwalk and bounced on his tail. Smokesup matched him, and added a spin. The dragon was getting worried and decided to get serious. He shot out some flames towards the ceiling, and a giant disco ball lit up. The dragon began dancing at level 85, pulling out all his best moves. He finished with a floor slide, panting, and sneered at Smokesup. “Beat that!” he laughed

Smokesup did not flinch. He drank a special dance potion, (Red bull, kwarm, and dancing spider eggs) and got on the cave floor. He began with a spin, the chains on his dragon chain rattling away. He got on his head, and spun like a top, casting fire and ice spells all around. The cave lit up with the energy of Smokesup’s dance moves. He started doing the headbang move, holding a pickaxe in his hand, the force of his blows caused sparks to shoot up from the ore he was hitting, causing flames to erupt on the cave floor. Dancing among the fire, Smokes was surrounded by smoke. He spun and spun, taking in all the flames and smoke into a giant flame tornado! He was now dancing at level 99, but he could only sustain that power for a short time. In a final burst of rhythm and talent, Smokesup rose up off the floor into the center of the flame tornado, grabbed the disco ball, and smashed it into a million pieces on the floor. The cave was lit up with thousands of tiny pieces of the mirrored ball.

The dragon was speechless, and knew he had been beaten. With a sigh, he removed his dancing cape and boots, and handed them over to Smokesup. Smokesup returned to his balloon with his newfound treasures, and set off for more dance challenges. He had won this dance off, but he knew there were even better dancers out there.

As the boat pulled away from the Void Knight outpost, Smokesup shivered as the cool breeze hit him. All his training had led to this moment, finally he would have his vengeance. He thought back to that day, so long ago. His brother Johnny and him had been on this very boat, and there had been that same cool breeze in the air. As the boat headed towards their destination, Smokes thought of what had happened that day. Johnny had needed help with some infestation of monsters, so they both headed out to defend the void knight. Smokes was not a warrior like his older brother, he was a traveling poet and entertainer, but Johnny needed his help. Johnny used to make fun of Smokes sometimes, “What are you going to do, sing the monsters to death?” The situation was serious though, they needed every person they could get.

The battle was going well, when suddenly twenty-five spinners converged on Johnny. He fought them off by himself, as the void knights HP hovered at twenty. They stung and stung him, but he bravely fought on. As the last portal fell, a cheer went up, we had won! As Smokes ran to find Johnny, he felt a chill. There was Johnny, lying by the last portal, motionless. Spinners had killed Smokes’ brother! Smokes screamed to the heavens, and vowed one day he would be strong enough to return and have his revenge.

As the boat pulled up, Smokes stepped onto that same island he had once left in anger. He ran right up to the first portal and began whipping away, full of fury. He had been training as a fighter since that day, forgetting his love for dancing, singing, and entertaining. Two of the portals were down, when it happened. Four Brawlers, and thirty spinners appeared, and headed for the remaining fighters. The monsters were not going to be defeated easily. Smokesup and the other fighters did the best they could, but it was too much and Smokes could see they were getting discouraged.

He realized they needed to be pumped up, they needed to believe they could win. Smokes thought hard, knowing that strength alone could not win this fight, but what could he do…he was not a great warrior, he was a…

Smokes jumped to the top of the portal and began shouting and pumping his fist in the air. “HEY HEY HO HO, THIS PORTAL HAS GOTTA GO!” The other warriors looked at him strange, but he shouted it again and again. A few other people began to join him and soon 25 voices rose in unison:”HEY HEY HO HO, THIS PORTAL HAS GOTTA GO!” With a loud shudder, the third portal fell! They rushed to the next one, but this one was surrounded by four brawlers, and thirty spinners, the fighters got discouraged once again. Smokes didn’t even hesitate, he jumped on the back of one of the brawlers and began to chant “I HAVE A GIRL, I NEVER CALL HER, I’M TOO BUSY WITH THIS BRAWLER!” The crowd of fighters joined in the chant and began attacking all the brawlers. Soon they lay defeated on the ground. Now it was just the thirty spinners left. Smokes stood in front of the band of freedom fighters, and told them the story of Johnny, and how brave he had been that day. “LET’S DO THIS FOR JOHNNY!” He shouted. “FOR JOHNNY!” shouted everyone. As they charged at the spinners between them and the portal, Smokes began his most powerful chant, one he had been saving up all these years, for this very day. “BE A WINNER, KILL A SPINNER!” he screamed. Smokes’ slogans had given the fighters the strength to go beyond their limits, they not only believed they could win now, they KNEW they could. Their whips were crackling like thunder, arrows flew like lighting, and swords were moving so fast it seemed as if the air itself were being cleaved in two. Finally there was a path to the final portal. The Void Knight was still standing, but down to twenty health, just like that day that didn’t seem so long ago anymore. 

Smokes reached down deep inside himself for the strength to lead the final chant. “HEY HEY HO HO, THIS PORTAL HAS GOTTA GO!” Everyone took up the cheer, and with a final effort, struck down the portal. It fell with a thunderous boom, shaking the very ground itself. All the remaining monsters screamed as they disappeared. The band of fighters carried Smokes on their shoulders chanting “SMOKE SMOKE HE’S A GOOD BLOKE HE SAVED THE DAY AND THAT’S NO JOKE!” As he was carried away, Smokes looked up to the sky, “I avenged your death, brother!” he muttered as he passed out, exhausted.

The emissary waited, spinning slowly in the air, its nematocysts brushing the ground. Although it had no obvious vocal chords, nor mouth, for that matter, it still managed to give voice to its thoughts through some hidden means.

            “Commander Blackking,” it began. “Have you considered our terms? I think the Host has been most lenient with you.”

            The tall, dark human clad in armor burnished to a mirror-like quality did not respond. Instead, he looked around at those who had gathered. The dust blew around the eldritch, crimson portal.

            “Well, Blackking?” it continued. “You need not be ashamed to surrender. Other worlds have fallen to us. We will take good care of your natural resources, and, while the contract requires slaves from your clan, we guarantee that neither you nor your military elite will have to serve us directly.”

            Blackking looked over his shoulder at those assembled. He was greeted by worried, yet supportive faces. Mystgoddess nodded her approval, as did Cats and Missingme, the latter tightly gripping her weapon and eyeing the red portal with a vengeance.

Wyvernrider gripped his battle-axe anxiously, and Billymandy shifted impatiently in his pirate uniform. Vambazoo was standing in the back. Hooded as usual, she was flexing her bow. She nodded at Blackking.

Thunder and Devileyes were also watching closely. The former seemed ready to unleash her fists of fury, while the latter held back his smoldering intensity.

Smokesup was there as well. Fierce hatred animated his eyes, perhaps remembering his brother Johnny who had perished under a pile of spinners.

            The tension was unbearable. Would Blackking let them down? What would he do? Would he surrender the proud clan to the alien pests?

            Blackking began slowly… “You come into our world, insult our culture, offer to make our women and children slaves, and you think we will honor your absurd demands!”

            Lacking facial features, it was hard to tell what the spinner thought; however, it did change colors dramatically. As the tirade continued, it became a jaundiced yellow.

           “You actually believed this proud clan would bow before you, to kneel on our own land. You! A mere ambassador! A messenger! I have only one thing to say to you!

This is PCD!!!!!!!!”

            Blackking kicks the spinner into the portal, banishing it back to the polluted domain from whence it came. Cheers and shouts echo across the island as all members eagerly bash down the portals!

Hope you liked it guys! J

This short story was inspired by Billymandy, who said that he thought it would be fun to do something similar to the Spartan King in the film “300” when he kicked the Persian ambassador into the well, yelling “This is

I like my version better though. J

Well, Runescape fans will know this past week Jagex introduced a new version of Pest Control. This update will make it harder for members to level their stats, as experience is not as easy as it once was. Still, I think Pest Control is worthwhile, and perhaps the changes will make it more interesting. I am opening this topic for people to make suggestions as to how to improve team strategy.