The Making of the Stonequest Series

Passion by the Portals

A new drama coming this fall to PCD-**

*It’s a dark and stormy night in an old mansion*

Evil Von Frankenstein (EVF): Hahahaha it’s so fun being an evil hacker! I just love stealing and plotting! Mwahahaha

Igor: Yes master, it’s most fun. How did you ever get so smart? How do you steal people’s accounts?

EVF: Well I spent many hours getting hacking programs, spent hours looking through the data, reading and memorizing, searching through forums and websites, so many hours are spent clicking and typing on the computer. It’s a lot of work!

Igor: Wow, imagine if you actually put all that effort into playing the game…

EVF: What did you say?

Igor: I said you are a true evil genius master!

EVF: Mwahahahahahah yes!

*KNOCKING SOUND FROM MANSION DOORS*

Igor: Hold on, someone is at the door, lemme answer it

*Opens door*

Wyvern: Hello is Mr Evil von Frankenstein home?

Igor: Yes, may I ask who is here to see him?

Vambazoo: We are PCD, and we need to have a word with him.

Igor: Oh dear, how many of you are there here!

Wyvern: More then enough…

Igor: *gulp* I think I just remembered I have to go to the store. *runs away*

Vambazoo: Good idea. Ok team get ready, say it Smokes!

Smokesup: FULL POWER! We are all here to attack, the nooby noob who likes to hack!

*PCD rushes into the mansion*

EVF: Hello, who is coming? Igor, who was it?

Katmon: It’s PCD, step away from that computer!

EVF: Oh dear, oh dearie dear uhhh hey guys…..

*PCD rushes in and ties EVF up on a table*

Vambazoo: So…you like to HACK hmmmmm?

EVF: Well it’s umm you see I uhhh

*PCD takes out rusty bronze axes*

Vambazoo: Well, we like to hack too, let’s show him how we like to hack guys.

*PCD members line up and begin to hack at EVF*

Violet: HACK HACK, I won’t take it back!

Smokesup: Whiggity whack, a smokesup hack

Wyvern: Hack hack, give the account back!

Katmon: Hack hack, I don’t need no fancy poems! Suffer!

EVF: My hands! I need those!

Hemlock: Guys I need some help here, I am having trouble hacking through his legs.

Smokesup: I got his foot! I am gonna make a hat out of it!

EVF: OMG This really hurts!

Chenoa: I want his head! I am gonna make a beer mug out of it!

*Sounds of hacking and shouting*

Vambazoo: Well done team! Ok then…back to PC island. World 110. Did everyone add the new members?

Nooby432: Can I come?

Vambazoo: Nooby, you are not in this clan, please don’t come into our story. Thank you.

Wyvern: Smokes, what are you doing with that foot?

Smokesup: I am gonna stretch it out, make a brownie pouch! Now I can carry them around instead of keeping them in my pockets!

Wyvern:  =O

Everyone: That’s our Smokes! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Hemlock: Wow that was odd, we all just spoke together, and said the same thing!

Chenoa: Yeah, that was kinda creepy! Let’s just go back to PC for now!

Smokesup: HO HO HEY HEY, IF YOU HACK YOU ARE GONNA PAY!

END OF STORY